marinebiologyshitposts:

0rdi-deactivated20211118:

marinebiologyshitposts:

clownfish be like “i know a spot” and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you’ll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

redbuddi:

We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone’s problem.

septemberlikestea:

applying reduce reuse recycle to ocs. dipping them carefully into flowing water and seeing what sloughs off and then collecting all the shed material until theres enough for another guy to be made.

sunburnt-goldfish:

gffa:

#1 WAY TO MAKE ME SHIP A SHIP EVEN HARDER: LOCAL UNHINGED BOY COMES IN SWINGING A GODDAMNED SLEDGEHAMMER TO GET HIS SUPERHERO BOYRIEND BACK, YES, YOU FUCK UP THE CHAOS MONSTERS TO GET TIM BACK, BERNARD, I am 100% onboard with this now.

scaryorganmusic:

twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

I hate x reader fanfiction. I would not act like that

museofvoid:

i think men are too emotional to own websites

without-ado:

Webb captures the Rings of Giant Planets